Cool MSN Nick Names

25 March 05

We here at words4ever have found some of the most popular MSN Nick Names Selection. Continue for some great MSN Nick Names ideas.

1. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
2. Unite against togetherness!
3. Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
4. No fear! (NAME) is here!
5. I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
6. Life’s a bitch. Be its pimp
7. I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
8. A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts
9. Save a tree, eat a beaver
10. By the time you read this, you’ve already read it
11. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
12. Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times
13. I don’t curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
14. Dont steal, the government hates competition
15. If you hate me, i love you too. It ain’t my fault i’m better than you
16. Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
17. Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
18. The higher you are, the farther you fall
19. Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
20. When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
21. What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
22. I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
23. Not me, not now, maybe later…
24. Life’s a beach… Surf it up!
25. Trying is the first step towards failure
26. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
27. If it is tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
28. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but milk do?
29. Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
30. I’m more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
31. When I’m good I’m very good but when I’m bad I’m better
32. To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life’s problems
33. WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i’LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
34. I avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it
35. I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
36. Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
37. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
38. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
39. Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
40. When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
41. Gravity always wins
42. The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
43. There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
44. I’m not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
45. Buy land, they have quit making it!
46. Don’t judge a man by his boxers, it’s what’s inside that counts
47. I’m not suffering from insanity, I’m enjoying every minute of it
48. Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
49. Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
50. Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
51. Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
52. What happens if you get scared half to death… twice?
53. Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re up too..
54. Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
55. Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most
56. If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
57. I don’t have to be careful, I’ve got a gun
58. Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
59. Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
60. Statistics are used by people who have no proof
61. Divorce: from the Latin word meaning “to rip a man’s heart out through his wallet”
62. You’ll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
63. If you act crazy all your life, they’ll never be able to commit you
64. In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
65. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop
66. I like to con and insult people, that’s why I chose to become a Consultant
67. Mental Health is overrated
68. Be The Change You Wish To See
69. All generalizations are false
70. A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
71. This isn’t school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
72. The funny thing about Common sense is that it’s not very common
73. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
74. Next week there can’t be any crisis. My schedule is full already
75. War does not determine who is right… but who is left
76. If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
77. If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
78. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
79. In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
80. I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked
81. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left
82. 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
83. You can better lose a lover than love a loser
84. I’m only crazy when other people cant stand that I’m right
85. Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
86. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one
87. Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
88. Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
89. Be back later…my dog ate my car keys….we are hitchhiking to the vet’s office
90. We came, we saw, we drank beer
91. Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
92. You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
93. Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
94. Don’t drink and drive. You might spill your beer
95. Save water, drink beer
96. Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
97. People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
98. Conserve water, drink beer
99. The rich get richer and the poor get children
100. Don’t breed them if you can’t feed them
101. Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
102. Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
103. Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
104. Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
105. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
106. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
107. Bad Spellers Untie!
108. You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
109. Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
110. The road to success is always under construction
111. I’m looking forward to regretting this
112. ‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
113. Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…
114. Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I’ve yet to figure out why
115. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
116. When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
117. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
118. If you’re going my way, I’ll walk with you.
119. A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey’s monkey!
120. Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge
121. §omewhere There’§ §omeone Who Dream§ Of Your §mile, And Find§ In Your Pre§ence That Life I§ Worth While, §o When You Are Lonely, Remember It’s True: §omebody, §omewhere Is Thinking Of You
122. Never start frowning because you never know who’s falling in love with your smile :-)
123. Well if I called the wrong numba, whyd you answer ?
124. There’s a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
125. It’s not the size of the dog, It’s the size of the fight in the dog!
126. Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!
127. YOU laugh because i m different i laugh because you’re all the same. ! hehehe
128. To the world your just one person but to one person you could mean the world
129. whats betta? a lie that draws a smile or the truth that draws a tear?
130. Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you I was doing great, but then I ran out of stars
131. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back
132. Do u believe in love at first site? or should i walk by again? Or should I bite?
133. Would you catch me if i fall.do you even notice me…at all?
134. DONT wish UPON A STAR REACH FOR ONE
135. God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
136. Ti’s better to let someone think you are an Idiott than to open your mouth and prove it
137. I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry
138. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
139. If u needs space join NASA baby!
140. Dream as if you’ll live forever…Live as if you’ll die
141. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Comment

1. nice collection
   — zeeshan    Mar 25, 10:46am    #
2. to me fair frend you never can be old
   — omer    Mar 30, 10:08am    #
3. to me fair frend you never can be old .
   — omer    Mar 30, 10:12am    #
4. joy4ever
   — omer    Mar 30, 10:17am    #
5. wicked collection ....well done ….
   keep up cthe good work!!!!!!!!!
   — lubna    Apr 8, 5:53pm    #
6. he!he make more funny
   — the best    Apr 16, 2:57am    #
7. This is beautiful!
   — Terry    Apr 17, 2:13pm    #
8. kase hay nicks
   — adeel    Apr 20, 1:34pm    #
9. daniela mejia
   — daniela    May 6, 1:17am    #
10. awsome
    — Ayaz    May 14, 9:54am    #
11. its cool
    — Shuja Shabandri    May 15, 3:16am    #
12. these nicks are awesome
    — sana ahmed    May 20, 6:47pm    #
13. u guys should add : a man gave a gurl a dozen roses 11 real and 1 fake and sed wen the last ones dies ill stop loving u : (its how i got mi gf)
    — Andrew Musseau    May 24, 12:51am    #
14. a superb collection,I enjoy it,I would like to put one too.
    
    ” I WILL DROP A TEAR IN OSEAN, THE DAY U WILL FIND IT, IS THE DAY I WILL STOP MISSING YOU.
    
    ALLAH HAFIZ
    — Adiy    May 24, 4:17am    #
15. this is amazing stuff! really makes you to grin at a few. Would just like to add on, my friends comment i heard today,
    “they say every dog has its day, but wait…....
    if a dog can have its day….....why cant you?
    — Dpak    Jun 3, 1:16pm    #
16. IT GREAT AND IT CONTAINS LOTZZ OF KOOL NICKZZ …GREAT WORK !!!
    — heena    Jun 3, 11:25pm    #
17. BE GOOD HAVE GOOD THAT IS NICE. MAKE IT MORE
    — zainab    Jun 5, 3:44pm    #
18. ITS PREETY GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
    MAKE IT MORE MAN
    — zainab    Jun 5, 3:47pm    #
19. WAH WAH WAH WAH
    — Obaid    Jun 22, 5:57am    #
20. Kia Baat Hai
    — Obaid    Jun 22, 5:58am    #
21. behan chod
    — Yousuf    Jun 22, 5:59am    #
22. excellent keep them comin’
    — aamir    Jul 5, 2:30am    #
23. fantastic and attracts indeed
    — dr niaz memon    Jul 5, 6:42am    #
24. ta cool enverda. pero alguno peo q lo jokes de mi awela
    — juicy    Jul 5, 5:58pm    #
25. abhi na jao chorr kar k dill abhii…..
    — faheem    Jul 20, 2:52am    #
26. life without love is pretty tough
    — Numan    Jul 23, 4:58am    #
27. Beauty & character r 2 faces of the same coin!
    — Numan    Jul 23, 4:59am    #
28. they are all typical aint any thing cool and wicked enough to keep a nick but challay ga
    — hamza    Aug 3, 6:31am    #
29. jhgauig wuwcbew thats the toughts goin through my head
    — Sharpy    Aug 5, 10:36pm    #
30. A KISS BLOWN IZ A KISS WASTED DA ONLI REAL KINDA KISS IZ A KISS TASTED
    — FJK    Nov 4, 11:42am    #
31. your mom likes this page ahhaha
    — me    Dec 13, 8:23pm    #
32. hOlY F*K DiS sItE Iz KeWl …..KeEp Up Da GuD WoRk ….. xxxxx peace out xxxx mwahhz
    — Indiangal    Dec 15, 6:24pm    #
33. tRy MaKiN sUmThIn MoRe FuNnY ….well lemme share 1 of em wid ya guyz n itz MaKe MoRe FrDz RaThEr ThAn EnEmY CoNdOms R Moe ChEaPeR !
    lolz xxxx mwaahzxxx peace out
    — Indiangal    Dec 15, 6:28pm    #
34. Awsum! gre888 JoB GuYS!
    
    I wanna Add 1 from me too thats,
    
    DO U SPIT OR SWALLOW?
    — farhan    Jan 9, 4:25am    #
35. xkwlx loved dem all
    — kirsty    Jan 25, 2:06pm    #
36. THE ONE, your mom warned about!
    — ali    Jan 27, 12:16am    #
37. Make Them MORE FUNNY!
    — --    Jan 28, 9:57am    #
38. heyhey!! im luvin these names their fukin legendry!! sorry 4 swearin on ere! lmao!! cya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    — .::[*Sarah*]::.    Jan 28, 11:14am    #
39. these are some hott nick names. add me on msn guys
    — *-=SA(v)IRA=-*    Jan 30, 8:19am    #
40. some of them are ausum and funny.give some more nick names.
    — krish    Feb 9, 10:34pm    #
41. Awesome .. haha .. like most of em … = D
    — Lillian    Mar 2, 9:24pm    #
42. Woow Nice job ppl
    — Shan    Mar 8, 4:49pm    #
43. DnT ShArE YoUr fElIiNg WiTh AnY1 BeCz nO1 ItS pAiN eXcPt U….(LBZ)
    — waleed KHATTAK    Mar 18, 4:43pm    #
44. behan chod tumhari maa ko choodu
    — faseeh    Mar 19, 11:26am    #
45. I LOVE U IQRA
    — ur lover    Mar 19, 11:29am    #
46. naa make it more kew
    — brinz    Apr 9, 8:34am    #
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48. its reallt very Gud
    — Kevin    May 3, 11:46am    #
49. Hello is this the line to the IRS?
    — Tügrül    May 5, 1:01pm    #
50. YOYOYO IM MR POTTERY HED
    LOL
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    SHATUP
    — MR POTTERYHED    May 8, 2:12pm    #
51. Friend will come see you in jail
    True friend will be sit right next to you in jail
    — pryde    May 14, 11:08pm    #
52. nice collection
    
    I`m reading Harry PuttHead
    
    sorry if I do some errors, I`m from argentina and I play better football than maradona!!!
    
    si, soy argentino y que? te cago a piñas!
    — fran    May 15, 12:06am    #

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