Mark Twain on Character
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain on Honor
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain on Happiness
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
Mark Twain on Love & Romance
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
Mark Twain on Education
I never let schooling interfere with my education.
Mark Twain on Education
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain on Drugs
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.
Mark Twain on Congress
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.
Mark Twain on Conformity / Nonconformity
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.
Mark Twain on Belief
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.