Funny Qoute by Woody Allen
In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Funny Qoute by Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Woody Allen on Crime
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Woody Allen on Belief
Since man is made of clay, he can never be completely pure. Since clay is basically foul, how can humans escape their basic nature? Purity does not lie in rituals, nor can human nature be changed by effort. Those who love God and remain conscious onl
Woody Allen on Success
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen on Money
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen on Marriage
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen on Life
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Woody Allen on Life
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Woody Allen on Hope & Dreams
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?