Funny Qoute by George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.
Funny Qoute by George Burns
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
George Burns on Sex
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns on Family
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns on Advice
Don't stay in bed....unless you can make money in bed.
George Burns on Age
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.