Funny Qoute by Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Funny Qoute by Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx on Television
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx on Money
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx on Children
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx on Children
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx on Books
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx on Books
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx on Books
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx on Art / Music
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you