Ogden Nash on Work
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Ogden Nash on Progress
Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
Ogden Nash on Parents
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Ogden Nash on Family
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash on Age
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.