Robert Benchley on Work
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
Quotations Qoute by Robert Benchley
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley on Pets
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Robert Benchley on Drinking
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
Robert Benchley on Business / Employment
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment.
Robert Benchley on Age
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.