P. J. O'Rourke on Food
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
P. J. O'Rourke on Children
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
P. J. O'Rourke on Appearance / Attitudes
The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
P. J. O'Rourke on Advice
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.