Erma Bombeck on Thanksgiving
What we're really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?
Funny Qoute by Erma Bombeck
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck on Advice
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.