Fran Lebowitz on Writing
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Fran Lebowitz on Success
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
Fran Lebowitz on Sleep
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz on Pets
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Fran Lebowitz on Life
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Fran Lebowitz on Food
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz on Drinking
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Fran Lebowitz on Children
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.