Funny Qoute by Robert Orben
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Robert Orben on Computers
To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben on Children
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Robert Orben on Children
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.