Funny Qoute by Rita Rudner
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
Funny Qoute by Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner on Pets
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Rita Rudner on Parents
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner on Parents
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner on Money
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner on Marriage
When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner on Marriage
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner on Marriage
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.