Funny Qoute by Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin on Government
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Lily Tomlin on Drugs
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Lily Tomlin on Reliability
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin on Reliability
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.