Anon on Computers
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
Anon on Computers
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Anon on Computers
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Anon on Computers
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
Anon on Computers
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Anon on Computers
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|
Anon on Computers
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Anon on Computers
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
Anon on Computers
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Anon on Assumptions
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.