Unknown on Birth
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Wilson Mizner on Birth
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Sam Levenson on Birth
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Judith Martin on Birth
We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.
Gracie Allen on Birth
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
George Santayana on Birth
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Bob Dylan on Birth
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Barry Switzer on Birth
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Abigail Van Buren on Birth
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.