John J. Plomp on Children
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
John Gray on Children
It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
Harry S Truman on Children
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
Groucho Marx on Children
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx on Children
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Gore Vidal on Children
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a merNever have children, only grandchildren.
Fran Lebowitz on Children
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Dorothy Parker on Children
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
Dick Cavett on Children
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Clarence Darrow on Children
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.