Steve Wozniak on Computers
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
Adam Smith on Computers
The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.
Mitch Ratliffe on Computers
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Jeff Pesis on Computers
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
Janet Minor on Computers
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four
my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it,
I'm sure your pleased too
no,
Its letter perfect in it's weigh,
My checker tolled me sew.
Marcus Dolengo on Computers
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec/sec.
Anon on Computers
The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.
Anon on Computers
If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?
Anon on Computers
Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
Anon on Computers
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.