Anon on Computers
Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.
Anon on Computers
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Anon on Computers
Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|
Anon on Computers
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
Anon on Computers
Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
Anon on Computers
What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
Unknown on Computers
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
Unknown on Computers
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
Unknown on Computers
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
Jeff Raskin on Computers
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.