John C. Dvorak on Computers
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
Joe Martin, Porterfield on Computers
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Isaac Asimov on Computers
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Farmers' Almanac on Computers
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Edward Shepherd Mead on Computers
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
E. W. Dijkstra on Computers
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Bradley's Bromide on Computers
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
Bill Gates on Computers
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Andy Rooney on Computers
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.