Henny Youngman on Drinking
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Fran Lebowitz on Drinking
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
Ernest Hemingway on Drinking
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Dean Martin on Drinking
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
A. E. Housman on Drinking
And malt does more than Milton can
To justify God's ways to man.