William Shakespeare on Parents
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
Sam Levenson on Parents
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Rita Rudner on Parents
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
Rita Rudner on Parents
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Peter De Vries on Parents
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Ogden Nash on Parents
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Mark Twain on Parents
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Lois McMaster Bujold on Parents
Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
King Edward VIII on Parents
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
Homer on Parents
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers: most are worse, and a few are better than their fathers.