Anonymous on Pets
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Sue Murphy on Pets
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Robert Benchley on Pets
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
Rita Rudner on Pets
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Mark Twain on Pets
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
Joe Weinstein on Pets
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
Jeff Valdez on Pets
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Jacquelyn Mitchard on Pets
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
George Eliot on Pets
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Fran Lebowitz on Pets
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.