Vincent Canby on Television
We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn to the scene of an accident.
Anonymous on Television
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Samuel Goldwyn on Television
Television has raised writing to a new low.
Rod Serling on Television
It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Richard P. Adler on Television
All television is children's television.
Peter De Vries on Television
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.
Anonymous on Television
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.
Marvin Minksy on Television
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Marlon Brando on Television
If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.
Johnny Carson on Television
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.