Hodding Carter on Television
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up everything around it, leaves everything else in darkness and then is suddenly gone.
Groucho Marx on Television
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Gallagher on Television
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
Fred Allen on Television
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
Fred Allen on Television
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Frank Lloyd Wright on Television
TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
Ernie Kovacs on Television
Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Eric Sevareid on Television
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
Dwight D. Eisenhower on Television
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.
Doug Ferrari on Television
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.