Funny Qoute by Stefan Bergman
I speak twelve languages. English is the bestest.
Funny Qoute by Jacques Languirand
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Funny Qoute by Ken Dodd
My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson'.
Funny Qoute by Evelyn Waugh
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
Funny Qoute by Woody Allen
In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Funny Qoute by Buddy Hackett
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
Funny Qoute by Joe Namath
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shutup'.
Funny Qoute by Roseanne Barr
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Funny Qoute by Rita Rudner
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
Funny Qoute by Jilly Cooper
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.