Funny Qoute by Diana Jordan
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
Funny Qoute by Rodney Dangerfield
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
Funny Qoute by Francois Morency
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.
Funny Qoute by Dolly Parton
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Funny Qoute by Oscar Wilde
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
Funny Qoute by Helen Hayes
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Funny Qoute by Unknown
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.