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Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
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Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
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K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?
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No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
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People will believe anything if you whisper it.