Funny Qoute by Unknown
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
Funny Qoute by Unknown
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
Funny Qoute by Bob Monkhouse
They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.
Funny Qoute by Bob Monkhouse
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
Funny Qoute by Bob Monkhouse
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Funny Qoute by E.A. Gilliam
You know you are getting old when you think you should drive the speed limit.
Funny Qoute by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away.
Funny Qoute by Sidney Goff
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
Funny Qoute by James Goldsmith
When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.