Funny Qoute by Al Gore
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
Funny Qoute by John D. MacDonald
If the Pilgrims had shot a skunk instead of a turkey, Thanksgiving would have been quite different.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Funny Qoute by David Bissonnette
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
Funny Qoute by Robert Orben
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
Funny Qoute by Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he has married, then he is finished.
Funny Qoute by Tom Clancy
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
Funny Qoute by Fred Allen
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Funny Qoute by Sir Norman Wisdom
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
Funny Qoute by Douglas Adams
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.