Funny Qoute by Andy Rooney
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
Funny Qoute by Bob Hope
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
Funny Qoute by Charles Lamb
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
Funny Qoute by Henry Kissinger
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Funny Qoute by George Bernard Shaw
She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech.
Funny Qoute by Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Funny Qoute by Erma Bombeck
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Funny Qoute by Ralph Bus
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
Funny Qoute by Patrick Murray
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Funny Qoute by Duane Dewel
A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.