Funny Qoute by George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city.
Funny Qoute by Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Funny Qoute by Henny Youngman
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Funny Qoute by George Burns
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
Funny Qoute by Unknown
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Funny Qoute by Joel
Never tell your mom her diet's not working.
Funny Qoute by Charlie Acord
You know that old saying, 'Strike while the iron is hot?' Well, I think that's a pretty dumb saying, 'cause I'll betcha a cold iron will hurt like hell, too.
Funny Qoute by George Muncaster
If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.