Funny Qoute by Will Rogers
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Funny Qoute by Robert Frost
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Funny Qoute by Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Funny Qoute by Ken Dodd
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Funny Qoute by Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.
Funny Qoute by Rita Rudner
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Funny Qoute by Lisa Claymen
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?