Funny Qoute by Jerry Seinfeld
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Funny Qoute by Jean Cocturan
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Funny Qoute by Robert Frost
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Funny Qoute by Steven Weinberg
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Funny Qoute by Amy Carmichael
If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.