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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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No matter how hard you try, you can't teach physics to a dog.
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills . . . Making the last car payment.
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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
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What's dumber, expecting educators to be entertaining, or expecting entertainment to be educational?
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When your dreams turn to dust, it's time to vacuum.
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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.