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If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
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Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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We are born naked, wet, and hungry, and get slapped on our butt ... then things get worse.