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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it.
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Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you.
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When all else fails. Follow instructions.
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Sometimes i think i am a genius. Then i realize I've already seen this episode of jeopardy.
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Sure the Grand Canyon may be breathtaking but so is lung cancer.
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I shot an elephant in my pajamas. What he was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.
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For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat and wrong.
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Don't think of death as an ending. Rather, think of it as a really effective way of reducing your expenses.
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.