Funny Qoute by Unknown
To make a long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
Funny Qoute by Jay Leno
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?
Funny Qoute by Yogi Berra
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Funny Qoute by Oscar Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Funny Qoute by Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Funny Qoute by Uri Geller
I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
Funny Qoute by Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.
Funny Qoute by Jerome K Jerome
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Funny Qoute by Leslie Nielsen
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.