Funny Qoute by A. A. Attanasio
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - ****, I'm good at telling lies!
Funny Qoute by A. A. Attanasio
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
Funny Qoute by A. A. Attanasio
My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell."
Funny Qoute by Bob Monkhouse
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Funny Qoute by Bob Monkhouse
What's a geriatric? A german footballer scoring three goals
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
Funny Qoute by Unknown
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.