Tallulah Bankhead on Advice
Never practice two vices at once.
Mike Binder on Advice
Never moon a werewolf.
Cynthia Heimel on Advice
Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
J. W. Eagan on Advice
Never judge a book by its movie.
Phyllis Diller on Advice
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
Erma Bombeck on Advice
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Niels Bohr on Advice
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
P. J. O'Rourke on Advice
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
Elbert Hubbard on Advice
Live truth instead of professing it.
Josh Billings on Advice
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.