Oscar Wilde on Business / Employment
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
The Smiths on Business / Employment
Work is a four-letter word.
Theodore Roosevelt on Business / Employment
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it.
Betty Bender on Business / Employment
When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
Anonymous on Business / Employment
This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
Robert Frost on Business / Employment
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
Bertrand Russell on Business / Employment
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.
Terry Pratchett on Business / Employment
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.
Dave Barry on Business / Employment
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
John G. Pollard on Business / Employment
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.