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Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
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Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
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Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.