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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money!)
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.