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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.
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There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
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Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.
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Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
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When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
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K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?
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No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.