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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
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People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?